10 reasons to choose me as your freelance copywriter

17+ years’ agency experience
A proper copywriter
Sweet portfolio
Freelancer of the Year 2017/18
John Lewis Poet in Residence
I know almost all 25 letters
Ridiculous rap showreel
I ask the right questions
Quite nice chap
Handy during a pitch
A creative problem solver
Tricky brief smasher
Stupid question answerer
Other people think I’m okay
Not a trendy ad type
No bullshit guarantee